thesparkling-diamond

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adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.

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svveetlemonade:

mfandcjforever:

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

i agree bethany

who the fuck is bethany

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senseis:

this boy in my high school literally was SO quiet and never spoke and then……,…„„ he…did this

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efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

oh yes

her date did too

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snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

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obesealpaca:

dreyar-baylee:

obesealpaca:

can’t afford napkins

i’m pretty sure napkins cost way less than $20 dollars so you can use that $20 bill to buy some, ya know?

thanks i didn’t know that

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fuckyeahtxtposts:

i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me

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